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Anonymous asked: If my name was Peeta Mellark, would you be my groovy groom?

Anonymous asked: Are you offended by farts???

why would i be offended by something can do this?

wowfunniestposts:

OH MY GOSH HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

Ahh:))))))

It’s REMY!

this blog is hilarious

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accutanebitch:

my new therapy audiobook is intense.

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charlietheunicorn711:

fuckyeahreligionpigeon:



I can just feel the “christian” love.
This thread was in response to a FOX TV appearance of an atheist who was arguing that if we put up a cross at Ground Zero, we should put up a religious symbol for every religion that was represented among the dead, as well as a symbol for the atheists.

charlietheunicorn711:

fuckyeahreligionpigeon:

I can just feel the “christian” love.

This thread was in response to a FOX TV appearance of an atheist who was arguing that if we put up a cross at Ground Zero, we should put up a religious symbol for every religion that was represented among the dead, as well as a symbol for the atheists.

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athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.

One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty. 

I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.

I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.

I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.

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meowback:

one my favorite movies now

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